Hi, I’m Space Wizard and welcome to my Teddy Talk. So, you want to learn about office design? You’ve come to the right place. I was a contestant on the second season of Australia’s Next Top Office, which was unfortunately cancelled halfway through production. Nonetheless, I learned plenty about designing the best office possible, which […]
Welcome to today’s free course: History of Industrial Solar. We’ll be learning all about the intergalactic commercial conglomerate that has complete control over 99.99% of the galaxy. The business was first started a hundred thousand years ago, when Glorb McGabbles Junior was given a loan of one million intergalactic credits by his rich father, Glorb […]
I got to the classroom early, eager for my class of History of Mechanics 101. It was my first day at community college and I was practically buzzing with excitement. I’ve always wanted to know the theoretical side of car repair. My hope was that it would get me my dream job, working at a […]
Call me paranoid, but I feel like people have been acting really weird around my part of town lately. In particular, I’ve noticed an inordinate number of drives getting around with their cars stacked to the brim with decaying fruit. It’s mostly bananas, but I’ve seen a couple of apple-laden vans and even a BMW […]
If I had one wish from a magic lantern – a completely self-indulgent wish, but nonetheless one that I could enjoy guilt free, without feeling like I was wasting it – it’d be to have a time machine. Not an ordinary time machine, mind you. This one would work a bit differently. The concept is […]
So many countries, and instead of uniting and celebrating our differences and diversity, we make gadgets with incompatible plugs. Seriously, what is WITH this world and its lack of proper adaptors?? I had to charge my phone in my car this morning, and the charger in there is the actual pits. It’d be more […]
Do you think if people could fly, everybody would commute that way? I guess it would depend on the speed of the flight, and the relative stamina expended. If you could only fly at the speed of walking, and you get puffed if you flew at running pace for a kilometre or so, then it’d […]
I had a good old yarn on the phone with my mother this morning. The latest news on her end is that Mr. Beansley over the road is looking to selling his house off-market. My mother, naturally, is convinced that he must be up to no good, although I did my best to explain that […]
So I don’t have a job anymore, because I quit. Mum’s been nagging me about it, but she just doesn’t understand: I AM going to make tons of money making videos and online reviews on Japanese products. It’s a growing market, and people online do it! All you need is passion and a camera, although […]
I keep telling Ollie that he needs to get out there into that shed and declutter. I’d do it myself, but the whole place is crawling with bugs, spiders, probably a lot of rats as well. And I think I’m stating the obvious when I say that I shouldn’t have to deal with THAT. Oh […]